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Yesterday I recieved an email from my university regarding recent news:

Carleton University’s Health Services and the university’s Administration continue to monitor the situation regarding Human Swine Influenza.

I did not realize we had human swine at our univeristy. Did a DNA splicing experiment in the biology department get out of hand? It’s good that health services is concerned for the well being of everyone including hybrid beings.

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